The 10 Commandments
The 10 Commandments of Deppville, 11 in number all in all, are the basic law of the town written by Commander M. Portsmith. Every Deppville citizen has to be able to recite them at any time.
And mind you, they are not the 10 Suggestions!
- 1) Get yourself an address and a job position.
- 2) Get yourself a bigger inbox, and be prepared for nonsense, rum, pirates, Sands and good meals.
- 3) Respect Commander Portsmith.
- 4) Don't touch the ghost tranquilizer.
- 5) Don't get a bigger hat and feather than the Vice Mayor has.
- 6) Don't try to mess with Willy Wonka; he is married.
- 7) Fix your door squeaks yourself.
- 8) Don't play around with the deliveryman, or you get Arnie next time.
- 9) Captain Jack goes free.
- 10) Be sure brain is engaged before 'send' key is released.
- 12) Never even think about using Portsmith's yacht! (which is called the Twelfth Commandment)
On behalf of the Administration of Deppville
Commander M. Portsmith,
Head of Security
