The Official Administration Pages of Deppville
So, you are now in Deppville. As you should know by now, The Mayor of the town is Johnny Depp, but as he has a very busy schedule, the town is run by the administrators: Vice-Mayor Lisa, who has the biggest feather in town, Head Secretary Helle and Head of Security Commander M. Portsmith.
Whether you are a newcomer or a citizen of Deppville, I strongly advise you to read The Commandments and memorize them before you go on - and mind you, the rules are not only a guideline. They are no suggestions. Disobeying any of these can lead to a sentence in Cry Baby Prison.
Thank you for your attention.
Commander M. Portsmith,
Head of Security
Arriving in Deppville
Deppville is an independent city located in California US. Deppville can be reached by train and water. The Port of Deppville with its tall ships is one of the most remarkable views in Deppville, but we really can't recommend you to use the port. Tourists are warned against the pirates and the occasionally spotted man-eating-dolphins. You can dock your boat er.. ship in the harbour, but please observe the following restriction. The prohibition does naturally not apply to Commander Portsmith's yacht '12th Commandment'
Our Values and Official Symbols
The most important issue for a visitor in Deppville is to understand what this town is about. It is all about our respect and admiration for our great Mayor. Tourists not sharing this view are encouraged to take the free Dungeon Tour at Chateau de Blanchefort or get aquinted with the vampires in Sleepy Hollow Woods or otherwise leave the town immediately. Or get sued for blasphemy.
The Heart and Soul of Deppville is our respected and beloved Mayor Johnny Depp
Tourists not honouring the flag or showing disrespect in front of it will be deported without delay.
Currency and stamps
The currency is Deppville Dollars, and you are encourged to exchange the currency at The City Hall, though many enterprises in Deppville accept credit cards and Dollars. The pirates accept any currency that they can lay their hands on.
Stamps can be obtained at the City Hall, from Grape's Grocery, or directly from Mailman Mike.
Main Attractions
Our greatest asset will be obvious from the very first glance of any female visitor: The male citizens of Deppville present a pleasant view for all Johnny Depp fans, and most of them bear a striking resemblance to out Mayor. Female tourists are advised to ogle only to the single male citizens. Deppville women tend to react most aggressively when their spouses are endangered by other females.
Deppville offers much more to a random visitor that just the male population. You can dine well at either the cosy Chez Roux or the classy Celeste. Chez Roux functions also as an inn and is a highly recommendable place for anyone who plans to stay longer. The port with the pirate ships has already been mentioned. Our trendy shops can be found at the City Center. The shady from Hell Court is another remarkable part of Deppville. Tourists are reminded that anyone entering From Hell Court at night is on his/her own. The same goes for our wonderful forest landscape the Sleepy Hollow Woods. Except for the roaming vampires, the Necromancer, the smugglers, the pirates, the witches and the thieving gypsies Deppville is a very safe and peaceful town. Any thefts, acts of violence or suspicious deaths should be immediately reported to the Security Office.
What to do in Deppville
Deppville boast of a variety of activities. There are lots of picturesque taverns and bars in the From Hell Court area, some of them offering gambling and opium, both of which are illegal but as they bring money to the town they are allowed to exist so far. Ladies use to gather at the Woo Hoo Bar and especially at the Club Badonkadonk, the home arena of the famous Deppdales. Our pirate guests often prefer to take a tour to the nearby Tortuga, where no man feels unwanted. Guests, especially Pirates, are also encouraged to take the free weekly Dungeon Tours at Chateau de Blanchefort. The disappearences of tourists on these tours is illwilled slander and unsubstantiated rumour.
Other popular activities include Luc's Equesterian School and the famous Sheldon Gardens. For tourists interested in sports, Deppville proudly presents The Deppville Sparrows, our renowned ice-hockey team, and the newly founded soccer team FC Deppville lead by Sergeant Godley. The annual Depper Bowl is the main sports event in the town. The competition for who catches Captain Jack is hard and ruthless. Lisa, our honored Vice-Mayor is an outstanding champion of Depper Bowl.
