You are now at the gates of Deppville. Before you enter, let me give you some words of guidance.

Please leave your logic and brain behind. You won't need them. Sanity is of no use either. But you will find the Deppville Survival Kit very handy. Get it for free from the Security Office or the City Hall. The assortment may sound odd to you, but believe me, it makes perfect sense for all us Deppvillers. As far as anything really makes sense to us.

Deppville Survival Kit

• Map: Don't get lost
• Shovel & license for it: Defend yourself Kat's way
• Binoculars: Mostly used spying on a certain Inspector at his bath time
• Rum: Unavoidable. What would a pirate be without rum?
• Absinth: Introduced to Deppville by a certain Inspector
• Ghost tranquillizer: In case of an attack by a straying ghost
• Encyclopedia Pirattanica: Learn the vile ways of the pirates
• Kidd's Poetry Book Pirate Elegies: Pirate poetry to be kept hidden from Kidd
• The Deppsionary: Learn the local dialect
• The Commandments: Don't cross Commander Portsmith!
• Deppville Hankies: For all those unforgettable moving moments
• Drool Cloths: Drooling without a cloth is just bad manners
• Sippy Cup: Don't spill the wine

All items can be bought either at Grape's Grocery or at the Security Office

On behalf of the Administration of Deppville
Commander M. Portsmith,
Head of Security